{sometimesly asked questions}


{what is a stoopie? that is a stoopie!}

is eating all you do?
no. i also play music and ride my bike and drink and sometimes i tap dance.

what is a percussions?
things you hit to make music out of. commonly: xylophones, marimbas, snare drums, timpanis. 
less commonly: triangles, rebar, butts. it was my major in college.   

do you keep kosher?
no. 

is there anything you don't eat?
i'll try anything twice, usually. but i kind of want to 
gag about bananas and most mushrooms.  

whatup with them photos?
i usually use a canon t1i. when i'm lazybones i use the small & mighty canon s95 because it fits in my vintage gucci pocketbook that mum gave me. i use iphoto to add my secret formula for coloring...making them old-timey hipster-ish is the scientific term for this process.

what's inside of your refrigerator?
my mustard collection, jam, some unintended science experiments.


what is a stoopie?
{see above photo} stoopie is my older sister. she has a real name, and she's a chef in chicago.

why don't you use caps?
cause they're stupid. {and because sometimes i don't know what things to capitalize so by eliminating all possibilities, i can never be wrong}

donuts or cupcakes?
donuts


donuts or pie or winning the lottery?
winning the lottery!

can i be your date to the next restaurant that you try?
absolutely!! i love dates. 

are you married?
no.

will you marry me?
maybe. do you cook?